A Mormon was seated next to a Washington politician on a flight from
. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. LondonThe Politician asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than to let liquor touch my lips!"The Shocked politician then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."